Who The Fcuk Is Alan

laughing at Alan


By Poet John Fairclough

Brendan called when he got the word
He said ” I suppose you’ve heard”
About Alan
Well I rushed to the window
With a grin really wide
But I could hardly believe my eyes
A big water meter rolled up
Into Alan’s big drive!

Oh, I don’t know when he’s leaving
Or where he’s gonna go
He didn’t get the backing
But I think you already know
‘Cause for twenty four hours
I’ve been laughing out loud at Alan

Twenty four hours, my belly’s really sore
But every time I think of him
I laugh a little more
Now I’ll never get used to not laughing out loud at Alan

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