Irish Water Launch The TROIKA Box

Troika box


At yesterdays Irish Water “Daily Deadline” press conference, Minister Alan Kelly confirmed that the deadline would yet again be extended. Mr Kelly also confirmed millions of your money had been pumped into consultants in order to find an even easier way for customers to make their payments!
The result was the launch yesterday of a brand new High Tech System which is modelled after the “Trocaire box” and will be called the “Troika box”.

This will enable people to put their coppers into the Troika box and then these boxes will be collected and put towards the Bank Bailout. Mr kelly has also promised bucket collections at all major sporting events while Mr O Brien has said he will place boxes in all Topaz outlets!